woodchuck pain tolerance 

Phenonenom wherein a person can take a fierce beating and continue to function. Is often associated with being a complete woodchuck often possesing retard strength.

Bill has woodchuck pain tolerance - even after Tom smashed a full beer bottle on his forehead he got up and kicked Tom's ass.

woodchuck pain tolerance by vermontster August 15, 2010

Woodcocked 

A simple, dumb, unintelligent man, that is clueless to Mostly everything including himself. Nearly killing himself and others on a regular basis and has gotten by in life on sure luck.

I was just woodcocked and cooped at the same time.

Woodcocked by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

Tubby Woodchuck

After beating anorexia, this term refers to someone who stands no chance at either attacking or defending Friend. But it is still comical to those around them and frustrating to the Woodchuck. This person is most likely allergic to things such as water, freedom and fade away shots made by awkward basketball players.

After making a near impossible shot, Tubby Woodchuck fall victim to the shouts of BUCKETS!!

Tubby Woodchuck by Mart955 June 17, 2010

wet woodchuck 

Slang term for a woman's vagina

She was sending me pictures of her wet woodchuck

wet woodchuck by the.methatical.genius January 26, 2015

reverse woodchuck 

When one person goes face first between another’s legs and uses their top teeth to munch their ass.

“Joyce had the perfect teeth to reverse woodchuck Alberto”

reverse woodchuck by Pancho & Jo May 10, 2019

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? 

JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? by LazyRaisin November 22, 2017

Woodchuck 

Term for a country person who's main job in life is to cut firewood to sell in the city or suburban areas. Usually in a beat up four wheel drive truck with high wooden sides to carry extra firewood. After cutting and splitting the wood they "Chuck" it into the back of the truck. If driven by a female, this could be do to the fact that the male has lost his drivers license.

Looks like that woodchuck must be doing pretty good, he got a new woodchuck truck!

Woodchuck by R. Buzman April 7, 2009