"I love Lucy, she's my woogert."
by womkers February 11, 2023
Get the WOOGERT mug.Colorado slang meaning liar or "capper." Originated in the historically black neighborhoods of north-east Denver around the 2000s. It's the noun form of the term "woo," which means to trick or to lie.
I hit the weedman 30 minutes ago and he said he was 5 minutes away, he a wooer.
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Man thats woo!
Buddy said theres a jug on colfax tonight, I told him stop wooing.
That hoe told me she was fin hit me up when I gave her my number but I got woo'd.
Don't woo me!
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Man thats woo!
Buddy said theres a jug on colfax tonight, I told him stop wooing.
That hoe told me she was fin hit me up when I gave her my number but I got woo'd.
Don't woo me!
by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023
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beware of the wolbers, his kind falls in love easily and stays sour about the break up for months to come.
as we can see, the wolbers gives into addictions very easily, quitting and picking up smoking constantly, depending on how whipped he's feeling that week by his girlfriend.
the only way to properly destroy a wolbers is with a tree nut.
hey kids, see that thing sucking the dick of Dave Grohl, lead singer of Food Fighters? we call that a wolbers!
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Get the wooder ice mug.A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".
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