wonkamax

To dress in an exquisite, Willy Wonka type attire.

Dude is out here Wonkamaxxing in this fit, preposterous

by arrhy August 19, 2023

Soggy Wonka

When you stick your finger in your ass then put it in someones ear. Like a wet willy, but with shit instead of saliva.

He pissed me off last night with "your mom" jokes, so i gave him a Soggy Wonka. He was pissed.

by ViolenceVixen May 11, 2010

The willy wonka

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.

I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.

by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007

Chili Wonka

The act of paying a midget to dress up as an Oompa Loopma. From there, you have the midget eat three and a half bowls of chili. When digested, the midget will take a dump on your chest so you can get high off the aroma.

Guy 1: Dude, I've always wanted to try a Chili Wonka, but I don't know any midgets.

Guy 2: Don't worry, man! My neighbor is a midget. I'll set you up.

by Dankerman January 7, 2013

Wonga

money, cash, dosh,

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Willy Wonka

A personality in a Wonderful movie that has nothing to sexually do with anything.

also he rocks.

Willy Wonka's Candy factory is the shit.

by Cris August 14, 2005

Wonga Man

The legendary man who rose to fame simply by saying 'Wonga!' on the Envirofone advert. Has since become an Internet sensation. Is often used in videos to illustrate a point through the use of the word 'Wonga!'.

Narrator: 'Want some money for your phone?'

Wonga Man: 'WONGA!'

by The Royal Bank of Wonga January 29, 2010