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Wonder bra 

It's called a wonder bra because once it's removed you wonder where they went
A: She had a killer rack but when she took her wonder bra off, they were gone

B: That's crazy man

alice in wonderland effect

When u see someone fine from a far and as u get closer they seem to age backwards.
Guy: dwaaam look at that fine ass bitch. Ima go spit game.

*walks closer and realizes they're jailbait*

Guy: my bad I jus experienced the alice in wonderland effect!

wonderland system 

the did system of a person on tiktok who has a world of people and got diagnosed in their inner world by a doctor alter. their oldest alter is not human and is over 2000 years old. they have over 270 alters and they are different races and have different political views, some are republican. they also all have different accents and some have tics. they are probaby have schizophrenia because wtf.
do u think the wonderland system had the holocaust?

wanderbating 

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.
I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.
wanderbating by PhilFFI January 7, 2011

wonderbread land 

that school i used to go to is wonderbread land

Gay Boy Wonderland  

Gay boy wonderland (GBWL) is the place that gay boys go that the rest of us can't follow. Its a place where the boys are beautiful and the pressures of everyday life don't exist. In GBWL it is ok to be a Barista even if you've had four years of college. Its also ok to realize that the world revolves around you and the rest of GBWL. These are all acceptable things. GBWL can also be used as an adjective to describe a particularly flamboyant photo, clothing item, gesture, etc.

We've all been ditched for a cute boy immediately upon entering a club or bar. We've all wondered what in the world our gay best friend is thinking when he is sure he's in love again (with a gogo-dancer, 'fashion designer' or interior decorator). We have all been taken for granted when more 'pressing' social matters take hold. And we've all heard the excuses:
"I could use this college degree but I get a great discount if I work at Armani"
or
"By the way, I know we had plans but I can't go out with you tonight...something just came up..."

NOTE: Don't worry if you get lost in GBWL...we will always be around when you get back.
Sorry that Charles won't be joining us tonight, we think he's lost in Gay Boy Wonderland.

Oh my god, that sweater is sooooo Gay Boy Wonderland (GBWL).