Wizzle

Wi-z-uhl (noun) A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die; a person with sad sickness.

Hey Wizzle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?

by The Master Wisdom November 24, 2010

Wizzle

Installment in the -izzle language that pertains to words beginning with 'W'.
- Weed is by far the most common usage for 'wizzle'.

Sizzle (smoke) that wizzle (weed), before you get your ass kizzled (kicked).

by Diego November 26, 2003

Wizzle

Wigga or white dude

Saaaaaaah my Wizzle

by HTS Wizzles November 30, 2017

Wizzle

That last little bit of piss you have to shake from your dick so you don't end up with wet boxers

Shaking your dick more than twice to get rid of that wizzle is considered playing with yourself

by Jagoff412 March 4, 2015

Wizzled

The state of the skin when immersed in a hot bath tub for an extended period of time...AKA pruny

My son was very wizzled after being in the tub for an hour

by Topgun8463 February 11, 2009

Wizzle

Wizzle is the G.o.a.t - be like wizzle

You are being really weird, don’t be that guy

Be like wizzle

by Eufff Dizzly December 28, 2021

Wizzle

A housecat that acts like a wild weasel

Look at that wild wizzle

by Vinifera May 27, 2019