Shining Wizzard 

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.

(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.

Shining Wizzard by Cheap Heat July 2, 2008

The White Wizzard 

As a man is climaxing from a blow job, he promptly removes his penis and cums in the womans eye while screaming "Expelliarmus!!" with great conviction. This is ill advised to men with a substancial load as serious injury has plagued this majestic and selfless gesture throughout the ages.

I love Harry Potter so much i show'd my girl The White Wizzard

The White Wizzard by Wiggles The Linguist February 24, 2009

wizzard sticks 

A drinking game.

1:drink beer from a can.
2: take new beer and tape to top of empty beer can.
3: repeat step 1 and 2 till cans are taller than you.
4: after cans are taller than you yell and boss every one around with shorter sticks.

tim: yo it takes me 18 beers and a roll of tape to make me a wizzard.
jon: i got to beer 10 and freddy hit me in the face with his full wizzard stick in the face.

angry women: you chicken wreckers are so drunk! i hate wizzard sticks

wizzard sticks by mrbuff754 January 19, 2011

Wizza 

Slang for a wizard or sorcerer - the cool way to say it

"What's spellin' my Wizza?"

"Do you even play Skyrim, Wizza?"
"My patronus is just my big Wizza cock."

Wizza by pseudonymsareuseful May 27, 2018

Wizzard 

Impropper spelling of wizard.

Person 1: "Wizzards are so cool!"
Person 2: "True, but wizard is spelt with a single z."
Person 1: "Damn. You're right, but isn't blizzard spelled with 2 z's."
Person 2: "You make a fair point."

Wizzard by LastWay September 2, 2023

the wizzard of croz

Sidney Crosby is the wizzard of croz

man1-did you go to the penguins game lastnight man?

man2-yeah you know i had to go see the wizzard of croz work some magic

the wizzard of croz by JonnyHopkins April 20, 2010

slippery wizzard

While having sex with your girl have her face the window and then have your best bud come from the closet while you run outside and wave at her

Dude last night me and Mike gave Tina the slippery wizzard

slippery wizzard by Jsin the klown December 1, 2016