The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.
Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.
by J Archer August 23, 2018
Get the Wittenoom Sprinkler mug.Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
by Philly Ree August 14, 2008
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A member of the vlog squad who went to prison, but seems like he has really changed. He is also Literally the hottest guy it the whole entire world, and if u think differently come at me dude.
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by Batman_ is_betterThanYou November 11, 2019
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You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?
You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?
by Never witter July 26, 2010
Get the Wittering mug.British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.
Why were you on the phone for so long?
It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
by JG El Supremo January 11, 2018
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Pronounced like “ratted” with a W, is present tense and does not change form when plural or in other tenses.
Definition: When one’s movement is inhibited by a cat lying on them.
Pronounced like “ratted” with a W, is present tense and does not change form when plural or in other tenses.
Definition: When one’s movement is inhibited by a cat lying on them.
by shoppingcart2.0 November 6, 2020
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