witness the fitness

oi check out the hottie over there

<hot guy walks in room>

girl says: witness the fitness

witness the fitness by sexy mofos June 10, 2005

Witness Brotection Brogram 

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

Witness Brotection Brogram by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010

Witness Tree 

a solitary tree amid remote or wide open landscape. Usually a witness tree has been around for many hundreds of years and is the only witness to the history in that area. This phrase can also refer to other objects that have stood the test of time to be the only witness in an area; for example a witness rock.

While driving through wide open prairie of South Dakota, we stopped to have a picnic under a witness tree.

Bob caught his limit of walleye while sitting on a witness rock at wolverine bend.

Witness Tree by lakejammers August 19, 2011

Witness Protection

A program that Michael De Santa from GTA V was in. Witness protection is security provided to a threatened person providing testimonial evidence to the justice system, including defendants and other clients, before, during, and after a trial, usually by police. It is also used at war crime trials.
Don't tell DarkViperAU

Michael was never in witness protection, witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything

Witness Protection by LightViperUS October 5, 2021

Witness Check

A quick look around to check for witnesses before you proceed to beat someone's ass or worse.

Punchy Paul did a witness check before mugging Oblivious Aaron.

Witness Check by r/InsaneProtestors April 13, 2021

witness the fitness

A backronym from WTF, used as the name for the Regional Health and Wellness Centre at the University of Lethbridge. Despite its attempts to capitalize on the risqueness of using the acronym for the centre, students have rather taken on the trend of saying "Witness the Fitness!" where social situations may not allow the word fuck, or comedy dictates more than simply WTF

Witness the fitness is with the name for that waste of money health centre?!

witness the fitness by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 13, 2006

Witness Ikah 

Witness Ikah, the best person ever (better than Barsett)

Friend 1: wow, witness Ikah is so cool

Witness Ikah by A Man called Witness February 10, 2021