Hitchcock Blonde

Director and producer, Alfred Hitchcock, liked to cast blonde actresses in leading roles in his films. Hitchcock's blonde leading ladies often had the lightest of blonde hair; hair so white blonde that it was seemingly stripped of all natural color. As Hitchcock movies were suspenseful psychological thrillers that included frightening scenes, an alternate definition of "Hitchcock Blonde" refers to a scary, unnatural shade of blonde hair.

Some of Hitchcock's more famous blonde leading ladies were: Tippi Hedren (Marnie, The Birds), Grace Kelly (To Catch a Thief, Rear Window, Dial M for Murder), Kim Novak (Vertigo), Doris Day (The Man Who Knew Too Much), Eva Marie Saint (North By Northwest), Marlene Dietrich (Stage Fright), Carole Lombard (Mr & Mrs Smith), Joan Fontaine (Rebecca, Suspicion), Julie Andrews (Torn Curtain), and Ingrid Bergman (Spellbound, Notorious).

Marilyn Monroe had Hitchcock blonde hair that was bleached whiter than her teeth.

by a wild one September 17, 2012

bitchcock

A transsexual male, thus being both a bitch and having a cock. Incredibly derogatory, usually used as an insult that is not quite true.

"She is a bitchcock."
"That would explain why her boyfriend is bisexual"
"I hope she has an assplosion."

by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006

witchcockery

n. something so absolutely convoluted and fantastically absurd that it appears as a combination of witchcraft and bullshit

Some people believe horoscopes are full of witchcockery.

by Da V!nc! August 29, 2018

Hitchcockers

People who are obsessed with Alfred Hitchcock and wish to court him/ woo him

In the end arnt we all hitchcockers, hes given us such classics as rear view ;) Psycho ;) dial m for murder ;) vertigo ;)

by what exactly is a she wolf? December 6, 2009

Hitchcock Complex

One who has an obsession with blondes or seems to be constantly dating blondes. Named after the notorious behavior of Alfred Hitchcock who would generally hire Blondes for female roles in movies

A- I can't get over Kim, she was too hot.

B- You say that about almost every blonde chick. I'm really starting to think you have a Hitchcock Complex

by Number9 June 12, 2014

Bitchcock

When you’re so drunk in Key West you can’t think of the word for a female chicken

Look at all these little... bitchcocks running around here

by Eshesh June 4, 2020

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020