winnets

General term for the deposition of faecal matter deposited on or around the hair on ya bum. Similar to dewberry but runnier in form. Often reffered to as the masculine version of quimmets

winnets by Weezhard January 31, 2003

Winnet Juice 

The humidification of the inner reaches of the gluteus maximus often leads to a moist yet crispy gathering around the ring of ones rectum. These juices often condense as vapour upon many day to day objects, such as glass, tables and the faces of small children.

Hey man, that's some crazy winnet juice you got going on, mind if I have a cup?

Winnet Juice by Winnet Muncher 3000. June 2, 2009

winnet 

'Winnet' is a song by the infamous myspace girlband Deny Most Things. 'Winnet' describes a winnet as a'sturd'. Though the original lyrics state that winnet is actually a 'turd that sticks to your hair', vocalist Livvy had a minor ditherspaz of verbal disclexia and giggles at Vicky's obnoxious computer drumming and so 'winnet is a STURD' was born. The rest is history.

'winnet is a sturd that sticks to your hair.
it really isn't funny
and i think it's quite unfair
that winnet never get mentioned or sang about
so with you tonight
Deny Most Things
are gonna let it all hang out with WINNET!'

winnet by Ginge-o January 13, 2008

winnetmuncher 

Some one who eats winnets. Winnets are the blobs of crusted up shit you see on cow's tails. Usually rcognisable by their bad breath!

What a winnetmuncher! Look at him go!

I bet he doesn't brush his teeth after.

You could be right I did notice he had halitosis.

winnetmuncher by No.Mad.Ic January 28, 2007

winnet 

dangleberry with the added component of toilet paper

the dangleberry I found on the shitter looked like a spider covered in white fluffs

winnet by bob2 May 28, 2003

Winnet 

A clump of shit that hangs from the fur of a sheep's arse

Dude look at the steamy winnet!!!

Winnet by burtonblazer April 4, 2011

WineTMI 

When an individual drinks too much wine and shares TOO MUCH INFORMATION with the people they are drinking with

While sharing several bottles of wine with Amy, she def had WineTMI after she confessed contracting herpes from an affair with our married neighbor!

WineTMI by clock cleaner February 7, 2018