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improvised firearms 

like a gun it is a weapon that fires a bullet with explosive pressure out of a barrel, typically using a trigger system.
the differences from a regular firearm is how it is made, and what it is made from.
like snowflakes they are always different, with different metals and inconsistent design.
they usually are single shot reloadables, have simple designs, and are unsafe.
sometimes they are inspired and built from parts of other weapons like the ak-47.
police officer 1: we found a stockpile of improvised firearms during a raid?
officer 2: are they functional?
officer 1: no they are not.
improvised firearms by roricat1 December 1, 2021
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Improvised vibrator 

Take a metal buttplug and shove it in your ass then have a tazer to take the buttplug to make it vibrate
Using a improvised vibrator is can you the same or better experience than a real vibrator

Gimprovise 

Someone who has a physical of mental handicap adapting to doing their day to day tasks. Improvising in anyway able.
I had to gimprovise putting my pants on while my arm wasn't working right

Improvise, imprOvise, imrovisE 

Improvise, imprOvise, imrovisE
Improvise, imprOvise, imrovisE

Improvised E-mobility Device

A high-performance, often customized wheelchair or adaptive mobility platform that has been “tricked out” with aftermarket motors, heavy-duty suspension, or specialized attachments for extreme environments.
The Improvised E-mobility Device (IED) is the epitome of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). They’ll blow the minds of blank-brained ableists who just don’t get the concept of bravery, tenacity, and overcoming life’s kicks to the groin.

The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."