wilt chamberlain

Known for three scoring records:
1. NBA points in a career (since eclipsed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Karl Malone)
2. NBA points in game (still intact at 100)
3. Women scored in a lifetime (really, is anybody going to dispute that one?)

Man #1: I wish I could score like Wilt Chamberlain.
Man #2: Yeah, he could dominate a basketball game like no other.
Man #1: Yeah, um, that's right, basketball.

by JohnJF February 17, 2008

Wilhelmed

The art of shitting all over your employees because you're better than them.

Oh man! Dave got Wilhelmed yesterday by Dean for not getting enough cash for the scrap metal.

by wario July 4, 2014

Wilhelm Keitel

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.

Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

cat's width

The minimum amount you can leave a door open so that a cat can get in and out without pawing at the door, or pushing it wide open. A good guide is usually the width of your hand.

"Leave my door open a cat's width, otherwise Missy'll be meowing in the hallway all night!"

by mrwhalejr July 3, 2007

wilt chamberlain

Used to define anything that is the best in any particular category.

Also used in Trivial Pursuit to guess the most likely answer to a question no one on the team actually knows.

"Google is the Wilt Chamberlain of search engines".

"I don't know ... let's go with the Wilt Chamberlain answer ..."

by CEL56 December 10, 2006

Wilhem

1. Wilhem; is in reality a highly accurate acronym. Describing the perfect being with an endless list of good attributes.

W-Will(please search for will)
I-Intelligent
L-large yet proportional sex organ
H-Healthy
E-Excellent at reproducing
M-Mans only hope for survival

I wish i was as good as WILHEM at (insert ANY task here).

by willywanka February 12, 2009

wdlth

We don't love these hoes. A term meaning you don't have love for hoes.

You can wear a shirt that says WDLTH and the hoes know not to come talk to you.

by Abettereducation December 9, 2011