wilthon 

Wilthon is the name of a guy that last name usually end like trewin he is a gay faggot that looks mexican and has a small penis

I saw a wilthon trewin in the halls he has such a small penis nobody likes him ugh.

wilthon by Gay nigga tony March 29, 2017

wilton lacrosse 

A tradition of excellence. A team comprised of some of the best lacrosse players in the United States. Winners of twenty State Championships and thirteen FCIAC between 1974 and 2004.

-Hey who are those lacrosse players over there?
-O that's the Wilton Lacrosse team.
-Are they good?
-Yea they are the best...much better then those Darien D-bags!

wilton lacrosse by Not from Darien May 14, 2005

Wilton 

Wilton is a male name that comes from Sweden. He is a really caring guy that will stay up all night just to talk to you, all he wants is you to feel good. Wilton is also the funniest, hottest and nicest guy you'll ever meet and he's extremly smart - Wilton is the perfect guy.

Person 1: Omg do you see that guy over there?
Person 2: Yes, he's such a Wilton you need to go up and talk to him!

Wilton by inteefterbliven December 22, 2019

Wilton Manors 

City located in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. It is known for its homosexual populace and overpriced property.

We passed at least 5 gay bars when we travelled through Wilton Manors.

Wilton Manors by Teh Pwnerer June 17, 2006

Wilton 

A town in Connecticut where police give tickets to anyone who looks like they might be out of town for any reason they can find. It is theorized that 87% of the town of Wilton's revenue comes from pulling over out of towners.

Wilton: Do you know why I'm pull you over?
Driver: No, was I speeding?
Wilton Officer: No sir, you are not driving a BMW. The drug dogs are on the way.

Wilton by sumdumfuk October 27, 2011

beat wilton... 

An impossible task for those poor New Canaanites as Wilton will continue to dominate as the top drinking town in the state.

We suckers will sadly never beat Wilton.

beat wilton... by BLUEWHITE May 1, 2005

wilton 

Good things:

1. Best Education System in Fairfield County

Although people really forget about this fact, Wilton does have the best public schools in Fairfield County (see the CT Magazine ratings every year) and I'm sure thats the only reason why my parents continue to tolerate living here. While at Wilton I have had some excellent teachers; two of my teachers have a PhD in their respective fields.

2. Good Parties

As in any small town in fairfield county the parties are damn good.

3. Good sports

Yes, our sports teams are good too. Field Hockey and Girls soccer won States this year. Lax teams are perineal winners.

4. Some Genuine People

In order to live in Wilton, you must have money. Which means you must have a pretty good education right? (excluding stay at home moms) Within this group of people there are some very interesting people who dont just care about money. It is possible to survive in wilton as a non-business professional. You dont have to be bloody rich as in New Canaan or Darien, and I think that preserves some semblance of normalcy.

5. Short Drive to New York

Commuting to New York takes a little over an hour.

Very nice.

Bad Things

1. Superficiality

I dont know if people in Wilton are truly happy. Most pour all their money into their huge house renovations, expensive cars, country club memberships and 120 dollar haircuts and yet we have a huge rate of domestic violence incidents. Go figure. The only thing holding together half of the families in Wilton is the fact that the husband makes over 200,000 dollars a year.

2. Nothing to do

There isnt really anything to do here. Thats why everyone drinks and smokes. The teen center is a huge bust. Hey, but at least some kids got a resume booster out of it.

3. Open mindedness?

There are way too many conservative people in this town and the surrounding areas. I respect being conservative for religious reasons, but most people here love the padding that the tax cut gives them. There is definitely a huge stoner-chill out contingent within the highschool but most of these are not stoner-intellectuals, the majority are stoner-waste of lifes.

4. Pre-professional Pressure

There is tremendous pressure on the kids here to do really well in school, and get into an elite college. Most of the kids that are accepted to the elite schools are brilliant and self-motivated, proving that this pressure is unnecessary and ineffective.

On the whole, Wilton is suprisingly not as bad as New Canaan, Darien and Greenwich which epitomize Preppy-snobbyness and old money. But dont worry theres plenty of that here too.

Unlike the Darien Sport Shop, the Wilton Sport Shop sells clothing that you might consider working out in.

wilton by just another bored wiltonian December 11, 2006