willy wilter

An occurence that makes the male reproductive organ become flaccid and unable to serve its purpose.

Person 1: "So I was fapping in the bathroom the other day, when I heard my mom and grandma talk about the bathing suit grandma usually wears during senior water gymnastics. I couldn't get the image out of my mind."
Person 2: "Aw, man, what a willy wilter."

willy wilter by DerShovel February 12, 2014

Wisteria Life 

Someone who lives or want to live in a stereotypical upper-middle class suburb, which usually can be a nice cul-de-sac as well. Because of this, they feel if they are living this life style, they will be happy.

Scott: So Tim, what happened with Kat?

Tim: She dumped me.

Scott: How come?

Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.

Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?

Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.

Wisteria Life by Freakie Tim December 29, 2009

jack wilshere 

jack wilshere is perhaps one of the best British footballers at the moment. Very injury prone but a class player. Often referred to as the savoir of english football.

A: jack wilshere had an amazing game

B: duh, thats why he's the savoir of english football.

jack wilshere by asdfghjklyes November 10, 2013

Wisterpoop 

A short swift smck to the side of the head

I wisterpooped the pope once

Wisterpoop by Imbeingsaton August 27, 2006

wisteric 

Coming from the meaning of the flower the word wisteric is used to symbolise beauty, love, creativity, innocence, long life and new beginnings as well as everlasting wisdom, longevity and endurance.

That painting looks very wisteric

Taylor swift’s new album is so wisteric

wisteric by Swiftie_hannah February 16, 2021

WillStern

The fucking greatest youtuber/twitch streamer youll ever meet and fun fact HES FUCKING AWESOME

"WillStern is my favourite Twitch Streamer!"

WillStern by Sternson March 13, 2021

Wibster 

White liar, or fibster. A person that lies and is white. Short-form - wib

Want to talk to John?

No, I am tired of his lies. That wibster.

What's up wib.

Wibster by KengKong April 1, 2021