Limp Willy

When a man is self-pleasuring but they are completely flaccid.

I might limp willy later tonight.

He doesn't get hard so he just limp willys.

by antiari January 6, 2014

Willy Shakes

The informal nickname of famous playwright and poet William Shakespeare, I call him this because he is my homie.

"GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!"

"Oh shit, I think Willy Shakes just called you a slut!"

by Cris October 7, 2005

slick willy

Nickname for U.S. President Bill Clinton
earned for his ability to equivocate with words, make deals, and commit acts
which led to controversy, eventual impeachment proceedings against him.

That slick willy sure could talk his way
out of a mess.

by T.D. January 20, 2003

willy joe

Willy Joe is a resident of Benton Harbor Michigan. He's known for his colorful tight fitting clothes and mad dance skills.

I saw Willy Joe dancin in the street wearing a wrestling sling.

by hairgodess November 25, 2014

chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity Kunt and the Gang.

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

Dilly Willy

When you spit on your dick and stick it into someone's ear.

I can't believe that Dedrick just gave Danielle a dilly willy!

by the most boopinest beat alive August 6, 2014

willy cushion

AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.

'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'

'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'

by Silly Tilly December 9, 2013