Bumpin Willies

The act of two males bumping, slapping, and/or touching their schlongs against one another.

I heard Arnold and Jack were bumpin willies in the men's bathroom.

by Da Greenbush April 18, 2008

Williston Park

The Greatest Town in The World. Known for its teenage and twenty year old population to be raging alcoholics who go on multi-year benders. Williston Park is full of white middle class people who enjoy to do nothing but drink and party, especially in the summer. The village itself is one-mile square and its water tower has been climbed several times by many different indivudals, every time illegally of course. Most people who are born and raised here end up trying to buy homes but are often forced out for a period of time before returning because of the ridiculous real estate market today.

Outsider: Where are you from?
WP Resident: Williston Park
Outsider: You must like to party
WP Resident: Yeah, You Got A Fucking Problem With That?
Outsider: No Man, Sorry.

by WP for Life November 27, 2005

wesley willis

The greatest song writer EVER! Better lyrics than most Rappers. - "Cut The Mullet"! "I Whooped Batman's Ass", "I Smoke Weed" and "Rock and Roll Mcdonalds" are true rock classics.

by Aberfoyle April 29, 2003

Art of Kyle Willis

A multi-talented, self-taught, motivated freelance artist from South Florida who specializes in portraits in ball point pen.

Where did you get that print of Hunter S. Thompson?!

I bought it online from Art of Kyle Willis

by instrumentoffear November 8, 2011

Bruce Willis is a robot

A joke referring to the end of a movie. Used when you do not want to give away any spoilers. The phrase began with the movie The Sixth Sense. Useful for describing the end of any movie, whether Bruce Willis stars in it or not.

I went to see a great movie the other day. The ending was great. So it turns out that Bruce Willis is a robot.

by terevos July 10, 2006

Willies no Wonka

An intense feeling of disgust, making you want to wonk your willy right off its socket.

"Wow dude those kicks are really fly and hip and swagger."
"Hey, you're kinda giving me the Willies no Wonka."

by WilbertWonkerberry May 22, 2023

Bo Willis

A cocktail comprised of 5-6 shots of Grey Goose vodka served over ice in a 16 oz. styrofoam cup, then topped with a splash of cranberry juice. A proper Bo Willis is served with Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktail from a bottle (not from a soda gun), and has no garnish. However, when ordering it is highly recommended to emphatically request "NO LIME".

Correct Preparation: (1) Completely fill 16 oz. styrofoam cup with ice, (2) Fill cup with Grey Goose vodka until liquid is 1 inch from rim, (3) Add splash of Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktial, (4) Fill remainder of cup with ice.

A "Skinny Bo Willis" can also be made by substituting Tito's vodka for Grey Goose.

Example (1): I had two Bo Willis's at the club last night and was so hammered that I passed out in the back seat of my Uber on the way home.

Example (2): I'm going to stick to beer. I have plans tonight, and if I have a Bo Willis now, I won't be able to function.

Example (3): Without question, Elden makes the best Bo Willis's.

by The Real SB September 14, 2017