george costanza's wallet 

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.

Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!

george costanza's wallet by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007

Meat Wallet 

A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.

Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.

Meat Wallet by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch 

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

sausage wallet 

It's where I store my Pork Sword.

I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.

sausage wallet by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

Grease Wallet 

A Grease Wallet is another name for a Jack in the Box (fast food chain) taco, usually of the 99¢ variety. They seem to come pre-made, are deep fried to greasy perfection, and contain what seems to be a greasy meat product with the consistency of a thick beef paste. They are best enjoyed after an evening of heavy drinking when greasy goodness is required prior to passing out on your friend's sofa.

"Hey Bob...what do you say we run down to Jack in the Box and get some grease wallets?"

Grease Wallet by DJ MAC May 9, 2012

Swamp wallet 

A vagina.

1. Anatomy, Zoology
a. the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals.
b. a sheathlike part or organ.
2. the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.

Becky's swamp wallet smells fishy

Swamp wallet by Andy4az May 5, 2014

Wallet Interval 

The interval of time before you can take your pants off to masturbate when your partner/parents leave the house to avoid your partner catching you when they come back to find their wallet.

"I went to milk it but my wallet interval was too short and he caught me with my headphones on and my dildo in."

"Yeah, botched my wallet interval last night. Mum caught me. Wasn't like in the porn at all."

Wallet Interval by Websinthe February 22, 2015