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Dual Wielding 

Whilst in the act of consuming alcohol, one who is dual wielding will be holding two different bottles. One bottle containing alcohol, of course; and the other being a good chaser.

Good examples are:

Rum and Coke.

Vodka and Orange Juice

and for all you hicks out there; A 40 and a bag of pretzels.

People who are inexperienced at drinking can not dual wield. It's completely impossible and is frowned upon by the elder drinkers in the room. No one likes a sloppy dual wielder.

However Dual wielding does a fair amount of skill, if you want to get really pro and do work like a man, throw the chaser on the ground and pound that alcohol.
1.
Person 1: Haha, jake was dual wielding last night like a pro.
Person 2: No shit man, he has that steez down to a science.

2.
Person 1: (*dual wields* and hands both bottles to friend)
Person 2: (*slaps person 1*, ignores the chaser and drinks like a fish)
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Whip wielder 

A nice way to put it is someone who keeps people in check, but a whip wielder is essentially someone who bosses other people around.
Whip wielder by curtis mahoney April 4, 2010
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A rather mysterious class of magic-user, the Wielder uses a combination of spiritual magic and enchanter magics. The Wielder transforms magical energy into a kind of anommoly, as a weapon or an energy being. The Wielder is gifted at creating energy anomolies such as fire-beings and energy spiders.
The Wielder was cornered, along with a couple thousand of his most recent creations.
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Gregory van der Wiel 

Soccer player @ AJAX AMSTERDAM and the national dutch squad (right back, number #2)
Lisa: 'Gregory van der Wiel played SO well today! He's gonna be a legend like Messi and Ronaldo!

Robert: 'Agree! He deserves the best!'

Wishlist Giving

Giving a gift to someone that is really a gift to yourself.
Wife: Merry Christmas, honey. Here you go.
Husband: Thanks, babe. I wonder what it could....WTF? A heated toilet seat?!?!
Wife: I know right! Hurry up and install it!
Husband: That's just great. Wishlist giving twat.
Wishlist Giving by captmurk December 9, 2013

Teh dual wielding 

Usually a line to make fun of Microsoft/Xbox fanboys when they get too full of themselves. "Teh dual wielding" literally refers to one of the features in Halo 2 that wasn't in the original Halo, in which you can hold two guns at the same time. Xbox and/or Halo fanboys really thought this was teriffic, and sometimes even say it's the best improvment or feature of the game. Non-Microsoft/Xbox fanboys tried to point out that the dual wielding of weapons can be found in games much earlier than Halo, but no one really listened. Now, people generally quote in fictional situations with them saying lines containing "teh dual wielding" to effectively portray how pathetically unwavering their faith is in Halo 2's "innovations".
Xbox Fanboy: LOL!! U TEH STUPID N00B GAMECUBE FANBOY FAGG!! HALO 2 PWNZ UR SHIT METROID LOL PWNED!!!!111ONE11

Me: Halo 2 isn't that great. Maybe you should really look into other games a little more seriously before you become so judgemenal.

Xbox Fanboy: But...but...teh dual wielding...*cries*
Teh dual wielding by KingNothing September 21, 2005