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Waylon Waller

That white boi that’s finna steal yo bitch
Waylon Waller could steal all hoes
by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019
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waylon your palan

Yanking your pud, spanking your monkey, beating off. Derived from the legendary Waylon Palan who lived in Green Mountain CO in the 1980's, a man famous for yanking his pud as many as 9 times a day, often in public.
by WaylonPalan April 7, 2007
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The Waylon Smithers

1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.
My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!

I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!
by Carlbergie January 2, 2009
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Whalon

When one eats a girl out, giving her a seizure in the process, and runs away, leaving her convulsing on the ground.
Guy 1: Bro did you hear what Brandon did to that chick?
Guy 2: Yeah he totally Whaloned her!
by Tall Ass Guy March 21, 2011
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Waylon

The most retard person you’ll ever meet
by Reeeere December 7, 2018
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Waylon a poem

Friend till the end

From the start you stole my heart
You make a smile that lasts a mile
In fact you make smiles last 8 miles
Someone who doesn't judge me for who I am

The one who hears it word for word,truth for truth

A person I can trust
Someone to talk to,

Hold in my heart

And love for life

And live happily in death do we part
Waylon a poem the sweetest boyfriend you could ever imagine
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Whylo

Whylo just doesn’t care about meaningless things. He is a very nonchalant human being. He loves arcteryx, money, percs, and the people who mean the most in his life that he calls his Twizzys. There is nobody like Whylo. He is an inspiration to many people. Fashion wise and just the way he presents himself.
Oh that’s the same arcteryx jacket whylo has. Now I want it
by twizzy rich entertainment November 24, 2021
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