who gives a shit

brisa gives a shit

brisa : who gives a shit , i don’t

me : think again

by you’re a bitch 🐉 May 15, 2020

See a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em

Phrase meaning: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

You know what they say: see a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em. Ho got to be, you know?

Sheeit...

by jDogg April 18, 2005

call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

by octopod November 22, 2003

who drives a truck on Friday

No one drives truck on a Friday.

who drives a truck on Friday

by Truck driver on Friday June 22, 2020

someone who is a piece of fucking shit

AJ
aka Alexander James is a piece of shit

AJ is the definition of a fucking joke and likes to disrespect everyone and fuck people around

Person 1: Who is AJ?

Person 2: A piece of fucking shit and is a man whore, fuck boy piece of cunting shit
Person 3: Wrong, someone who is a piece of fucking shit

by AJ slurps on PP November 15, 2019

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013

Who gives a duck

Used as a euphemistic expression instead of saying the F word.

She didn't care for me?!
well, who gives a duck :D

by modato97 February 19, 2017