Whitesnake

A cougar who hangs out in dirty biker bars dancing sexy in front of the stage hoping to pick up one of the players in the nightly 80's rock cover band. Sports a somewhat standard cougar appearance- i.e. bleached out blond hair, orange tan, breast implants- but also has the added 'flair' of a tight pair of stone/acid washed jeans, belly shirt with exposed dolphin navel ring, faded butterfly tramp stamp, 5 year old cell phone strapped to her belt and an ever present pack of Virginia Slims. Usually smells like Jovan Night Musk. Screams out phrases like "Yeah,Baaaaby!" and "You can't handle THIS!" and "Play some Nickleback!" at the band after doing shots of Tequila Rose. Most likely will be found passed out in the bathroom at the end of the night with smeared lipstick and urine and/or vomit on her pants.

"That old drunk lady is less of a cougar and more of a Whitesnake"

by Hey,Zeus! January 6, 2008

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WhiteShadows

Someone who will sleep with a fat pig to further themselves in a community.

"Oh my god Stacey, did you hear what Sandra did?"
"No, what did she do?"
"She pulled a WhiteShadows on Mike and now shes a supervisor"

by If Revenge Could Get August 8, 2006

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whitesnake

a late 80's and early 90's hard rock band.

Whitesnake is the best band in the entire universe.

by Sorceror72 May 13, 2005

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whitespoken

Adjective: to sound Caucasian when you are not, usually to someone's surprise.

When someone of non - white background sounds white and it catches you by surprise because you expected to hear them sound ethnic and you say, "wow, they're whitespoken".

by datshitfunny May 2, 2014

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