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hippopotamus 

Often mispronounced as hip-hop anonymous
Me: I went to Africa and I was killed by the wrath of a hip-hop Anonymous.
Someguy who enjoys listening to fat rapper music: P-Diddy was in Africa!?
hippopotamus by Fat man June 16, 2004

whompopotamus 

a whompopotamus is someone who will eat all your food and do all your whipits and fall asleep on the toilet
Levi is such a whompopotamus .

Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia 

omg! I didn't know you had Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!

Don't say the Mississippi word! It makes me think of Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!!

Hippopotamus War of 1887

In the years of 1887 and 1887 there was a very violent war between the brave Japanese people protected their native lands in Norway after many Facist or more specifically Scottish Commies were financially assisting the hippos in they’re conquest of Norway caused the aggravation of the Japanese but they bravely protected their lands but unfortunately were sent of to live far away in Japan.
I lost my arm in The Hippopotamus War of 1887

Hippopotamusbottomus 

A funny way to label a beta homosexual overweight individual.
Hippopotamusbottomus is stinking up the strip again.

Wild Hippopotamus

Itz ya boi. The wild hippopotamus does not take kindly to the likes of the people. Food is terrific for me even though sometime it tastes bad, ITS STILL FOOD.😤
Person: IS THAT A WILD HIPPOPOTAMUS.
Me: Wha-