whimperthy

a noise made in mock sympathy to the effect of the phrase 'sucks to be you' or 'tough shit'

pronounced 'm'wwaah' accompanied by a cock of the head.

girl "i just got back from the clinic... my ex gave me chalmydia"

guy: "M'wwaah" (classic whimperthy)

by Si69 January 16, 2009

whimperdinkle

Centimeter peter

Look at that whimperdinkle pecker

by Whimper dinkle November 1, 2019

no whining/whimpering aloud

But you ARE "aloud" to do kvetch silently.

I hate da "no whining/whimpering aloud" rule --- it makes no sense! What good is non-verbal complaining if nobody around you know dat you're unhappy, or what you're unhappy about???

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

whimpletudonous

The state of being a whimp.

God, Bridget, you are so whimpletudonous

by birrdieface May 12, 2009

whimpshake

someone acting a bit wet or wimpy

mehh im goin for a whimpshake

by moglee November 30, 2010

whimpervise

To attempt to be allowed alternative procedures/actions to the presently-requested/expected arduous/undesirable task by plaintively whining to those around you.

Stan Laurel was an expert squeaky-voiced whimperviser whenever Hardy snortingly protested that their present ridiculous debacle was yet "another nice mess you've gotten me into".

by QuacksO March 16, 2020

whimpersnapper

Any adult (usually in their 30s) that is beginning to grimace or make sounds when doing typically non-strenuous actions like bending down or getting up from a chair.

Ever since I entered my 30s, I can't help but grunt whenever I get up from my couch.
Welcome to the whimpersnapper club! Have your knees started to snap, crackle and pop, yet?

by WhyDoesMyBodyAcheAllTheTime May 15, 2020