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After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."
by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010
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The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"
When I met you last night baby

before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back

Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call

Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD
by Doc Andre December 3, 2009
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Is that what I meant when I said it

Because you're repeating the thing I said.
Hym "Is that what I meant when I said it? So, either you're illiterate or you know you're being a piece of shit and you think I'm not going to do anything about. Ok. The ONLY... Thing I am going to do in life... Is something about that thing you did just there. I refuse to do anything other than that."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
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When I flex I feel my best

A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.
When I flex I feel my best” -kel
by Femboylover2 August 14, 2021
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I remember when I had my first beer.

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.
(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.
by dcd$ January 21, 2011
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When did i mask

When your someone is telling a story you don’t give a fuck about but keeps going on about it. Because of COVID - 19 you say “when did i mask”.
Luke: I went to New Zealand once

Will: WHEN DID I MASK
by Idwhbvnrfmeuhv nt April 27, 2020
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