Wheatfield

A large field where crops are grown.

The head of an alien lover in E.T.

Also, Jonathan, an alien researcher, hair shape. Hair is spiky and resembles crops in a wheatfield.

Look at that wheatfield in the Texas land; it is very arid.

That hair shape is preposterous, it's shaped like a wheatfield

by Edwardo Dhruv June 12, 2011

s-wheaties

pronunciating (es-witis); adjective derived from its root word "sweet", it represents that next level in sweetness.

robot snowmen are the s-wheaties!

by whitney/chris August 27, 2006

whatsie

When the name of a person is forgotten, "whatsie" is used instead.

"Oh yeah, you spoken to ah... whatsie lately?"
"Who?"

by Sk4llsRPG September 26, 2015

wheatie

the slang term for someone that is sexually attracted to bread

"Jessica, get that bread loaf out of your vagina!" exclaimed Barbara.
"I can't help that I'm a wheatie, Barbara." replied Jessica.

by stevencharmichael November 18, 2015

Crimping Wheaties

Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.

Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!

Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.

Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!

by Rigon March 4, 2010

wheatsicle

frozen pubic hair. very simple!

" i ate ur parents, u gonna cry? they tasted like frozen wheatsicles" -this is a line from a song-

by alejandreska August 6, 2006

Wheatiea

That fat bitch who only serves as a slave online

Wow he's such a Wheatiea for Tyler

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020