shredded wheat

The aftermath when your dick has been sucked and scraped up by teeth.

I told the bitch she left me with shredded wheat after the bj.

by Enernational February 23, 2010

Sweet Puffed Wheat

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

by Jon (his awsomeness) September 30, 2007

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

by TuFat Snaka November 7, 2003

Saw Wheat

1. Used in both gaming and in the office to say sweet, or that's cool, but sarcastically, usually followed by a rolls eyes.

2. Used in both gaming and in the office to say sweet, or that's cool, however pointing out just how unreal or even paradoxical the reference actually is (EG, why would one 'saw' wheat when it can be more simply cut, pulled or easily broken).

1. "Nice move, man - that was Saw Wheat...I guess. HAHA!"

2. "I can't believe you pulled that off in the meeting - it was rather Saw Wheat!"

by Paradox Smith February 23, 2007

[Shredded] Wheat

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.

Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.

by Tahoetjd October 6, 2008

Sam wheat

So sexy and gets any lady is 100% straight with a big schlong

Sam wheat is hot

by ys han October 21, 2019

Stoned wheat thin

A skinny granola person who does a lot of weed

Have you heard of Shawn Mendes? You know, the stoned wheat thin?

by 84philv84 February 8, 2025