wetdipe 

1. A person who, for one reason or another, doesn't know how to go to the bathroom.

2. To make wet with urine without undressing.

The scared little boy at school wetdiped the floor because he was afraid to ask if he could go to the bathroom.

wetdipe by dydfig September 4, 2008

Wet Wipe 

The act of ejaculating into your hands after masturbating and then proceeding to wipe your face in a forgetful manner. Resulting in your own ejaculation being smeared on your own face.

Boy: Awww that was a good wank...... OH SHIT I JUST WET WIPED MYSELF!

Wet Wipe by EchidnaBeard May 26, 2016

Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.

"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"

Diner Wet Wipe by SultanofFez January 7, 2019

Wet wipe 

1. Someone who is dull and stupid

2. Someone who you just hate

3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend

Shut up u wet wipe

Wet wipe by Randomroady July 23, 2019

wet wipe 

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry

steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.

wet wipe by seakins22 September 2, 2019

wet wipe 

William

Will
Schmuck

Such a wet wipe

wet wipe by Okbestie October 26, 2020

Wet Wipe 

When Edo won’t go on go-ape

I’m sorry Maddie I refuse to go on go ape because I’m such a wet wipe.

Wet Wipe by Ratatouille7 August 16, 2021