Westminster

A small, co-educational boarding and day school in Connecticut. Best known for the rate at which students get explelled and its once OK hockey team, on which many of the expelled students were players. Most recently

Person A: Hey man, did you hear about that hockey player from Westy that got kicked out for having sex with a prostitute while on a hockey trip?
Person B: Yeah, I did. Sucks for him, he had to go to public school.

Westminster by Westy May 13, 2005

westminster

(Full name: The Westminster Schools.)

An expensive K - 12 private school located in Atlanta, Georgia, US with a majority white student population. Mascot is a wildcat, and sports teams there are typically decent, as recruiting is done for every sport. Most students own cars. The school has a fair amount of Christian emphasis, and at least 50% of the students are conservatives. This school is grouped in that stereotype of rich white kid schools.

My cousin attended Westminster for school in Atlanta from 3rd to 7th grade.

westminster by jeffrey_the_snake May 17, 2006

Westminster School 

Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.

‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.

Westminster School by uhsoka February 1, 2023

Wantmonster 

The standard issue Disney princess is conditioned by Western society to have an unbridled desire for more with zero gratitude; they are particularly dangerous if they hail from California. Nothing is ever enough, even as they receive something they have been pining for quite some time; they receive it and immediately move on to the next shiny thing. The depths of their desire have no end and defy all logic and reason. For the period a Wantmonster is mated, their partner is the most miserable creature in the animal kingdom.

Karen wore down Jerri with an ultimatum, and within five minutes of the excitement of the ring presentation, the Wantmonster moved onto a deposit for their wedding venue at The Four Seasons; Jerry slapped down that American Express black card and knew he was in a lower level of hell

Wantmonster by Hixxz68 May 30, 2023

john westminster

A gentleman, a ladies man. Some have said “he’s like a fine wine”. Loves to cook and is a pasta maker. Usually will rock a Porche and is from Strong Island.

I want to be like John Westminster when I grow up.

john westminster by LICN2020 April 28, 2022

Westminster

Or otherwise known as the Westminster Heimlich. When you're bangin' your woman and her K-9 comes up and licks your ass.

SLANG: "To be Westminstered"

"Dude, so my girl and I were goin' at it like jack rabbits and just as I was about to blow, Lassie decides to treat my ass like a lollie pop. As my girlfriend was laughing her ass off, I realized I had just been Westminstered!"

Westminster by Kelly Brunswick February 16, 2005

Westminster College

Westminster College is a small school in Western PA that is known for its ugly, trampy female students and its stupid, cocky male students. The typical Westminster student is often drunk, throwing themselves at members of the opposite sex, and sleeping in puddles of their own urine. The school and its affiliates should be avoided at all costs.

Herb: Did you see that guy at the party last night?
Melissa: No, what happened?
Herb: He was so drunk that he had sex with an ugly girl from Westminster College!
Melissa: ZOMFG GROSS!!! HE'S GONNA GET AN STD!

Westminster College by SRUroxmysox April 13, 2009