Sue: I really want a relationship like on the movies and a man to spoon me and hold me on the cold nights and eat ice cream with me and play with my hair.
Jane: Don't be a wetbag.

Wetbag by Yoyogiddysally November 26, 2014

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An Italian immigrant or an Italian that hops the u.s border.
Like a Wetbag, only a different heritige

"Hey Jeff, whose that guy running from Canada??"
"Oh thats a wetbag noodle from Italy"

wetbag noodle by (813)TaccozZ September 25, 2005

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wetbag

A person who is sickeningly romantic, to the point of annoying all their friends by constantly talking about their relationship/partner or their desire for one. A wetbag is typically female, but can be either single or in a relationship.

Person a: omg Greg is the best like last night he took me out for a candlelit dinner and then took me to a skytop hotel with rose petals on the bed. Like we've only been seeing each other a few weeks but I really think Greg could be the guy I marry
Friend: ugh you are a giant wetbag

wetbag by Yoyogiddysally January 14, 2015

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Wetbag

Sumone who steals social security cards

Man 1 -You ever get your social security card I left it on the counter

Mark - nah I never found it you sure your not a wetbag

Wetbag by Youngaries August 30, 2019

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