"Wessa" is the ship name between soulmates Will Herondale and Tessa Gray in the prequel series to The Mortal Instruments known as The Infernal Devices. THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS LITERALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Wessa Fan: "OMG LOOK WESSA IS SLAYING AS PER USUAL"
Person: "Dude they are literally talking about poetry"
Wessa Fan: "EXACTLY. WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"
Person: *Sighs*
Wessa Fan: "YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND"
Person: "Dude they are literally talking about poetry"
Wessa Fan: "EXACTLY. WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"
Person: *Sighs*
Wessa Fan: "YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND"
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Did you check out Tony and Wanda's tacky wedsite? Those two are meant for each other, but I'm still not going to the wedding.
by nate shady September 21, 2008
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The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.
by Amzngguy June 27, 2009
Get the Insured by Smith and Wesson mug.A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.
Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?
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A memetic creature on the CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally just a cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of twinks and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning. Wassies can be collected /harvested("collec"), be eaten raw or cooked as soup or ragu, however it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet.
How the creator of the meme describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)
just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)
they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each
there are many recipes all over the net"
A memetic creature on the CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally just a cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of twinks and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning. Wassies can be collected /harvested("collec"), be eaten raw or cooked as soup or ragu, however it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet.
How the creator of the meme describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)
just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)
they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each
there are many recipes all over the net"
Wassie never gonna make it
Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.
Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.
Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019
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