i totally agree with TylerDurden2001. weezer is so awesome and the people who dis weezer cause they think that they're complete badass rockers need to get over themselves.
by asdfehtfd August 24, 2003
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A person (usually college kid) who goes out to the bars hoping to hook-up, but by closing time has failed in this task, so he rejoins his friends and fakes being happy (generally drunkenly jumping/huddling around with them while singing along to the typical Weezer-like songs that bars play when they want people to leave) and pretends that being with friends is why he came out in the first place.

Can also be used as a verb.
Yeah, what a weezer
by RohK December 9, 2010
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A bunch of guys that heard slanted & enchanted and were like "this fucking rocks" so they started a band. Weezer is a band that is ten times more popular than pavement but only about 1/10 as good. Not that there that bad (pavements just fucking amazing) they had one album that was really good, pinkerton, and one album that was probably one of the best albums of the last 20 years, the blue album, they broke up in 1996 so Rivers Cuomo could go to harvard. When they came back they fucking sucked as Rivers Cuomo totally rejects everything that made him great in the first place and makes shitty pop songs. I'm guessing he embraced that retarded Andy Warhol philosophy that "good art is good business and good business is good art"
Weezer's Rivers Cuomo wants to fuck Stephen malkmus up the ass
by indierockisawesome May 4, 2010
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A band that gets by on the fact that they're uncool.
"Weezers made of uncool people. I'm uncool. OMFG WEEZER IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!! I LUV THEM!!!
by fuck_tard August 27, 2005
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cool chick probs a nickname for Luisa. weezer is my best friend and she always smells like fruit roll ups.
also its a band
look its Weezer!

wow my day is made
by jjjjjejjjjejejejejeejej February 21, 2021
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what virgins listen to
yeah, i listen to weezer.
you're such a virgin.
by rorbor June 11, 2022
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