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Weep-Tang

A distressed/emotionally distraught female willing to give sexual intercourse or other sexual acts in attempt to forget her misery.
Derived from the word poontang meaning vagina or sexual intercourse.
Louf "Man, I heard Geeb was crying and getting drunk all weekend!"
Peej "Should have snatched that Weep-Tang!"
by Peeeeeeeeeej August 11, 2009
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Beat and Weep

The simultaneous act of masturbating and sobbing like it's the apocalypse. This is often done as an act of relaxation, stress relief, and/or self-pity. The beat and weep can occur at any time of day and in any place, unfortunately sometimes it is mid-day and in a public setting, but you just can't help it. Common triggers for the beat and weep include but are not limited to Sarah McLachlan songs, Dawsons Creek episodes, SPCA commercials, and The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan. This unfortunate act happens all too often because every one knows tears are the best lubricant.
Instead of going to the concert in the park with all his friends, Keegan stayed home after a long day to sit in the dog cage and have himself a lonely beat and weep.
by Rape May August 2, 2011
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WEEP

A term used by faggot tools to denote frustration or sadness over anything.

Also:
to fail epicly
Bob: Ya, bra, I raped your sister last night. she was fucking TIGHT.

John: Bra, well your mom sucked on MACAWK.

Bob: (flipping his hair) WEEP
by PIE!!! March 27, 2010
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Weep womp

Lucas and basil weep womped
by Weep womp December 21, 2021
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weep

lindsey said weep when she got hit by a car
by samee February 17, 2004
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read it and weep

It is when you send a myspace message to someone and when you go to the sent folder it will say that the person has " read" your message and did not reply back.
Me: UGH Jackie didnt reply back to my message!
Someone elese: Oh she read it and weep your message
by Camille sdt November 17, 2007
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Weep hole

A hole in the inner part of a woman's vagina which leads to a canal into the anus. In rare instances the weep hole can result in pregnancy during anal sex.
I did her in the butt but she got prego through the weep hole
by 1324i August 30, 2015
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