Weed Whacker

Someone who stops you from smoking chronic. It can be a very hard time for your bad self, so dont cut your wiener off.

"Hey dude, lets go smoke some weed"
"No dude, Come inside and play some video games"
"Whatever dick face...your just being a weed whacker"

by Lenord January 2, 2008

Weed Whacker

People that whack off to their own pictures...

Ex. Dan loves himself so much, he pulled a Weed Whacker to his own Christmas photos.

by BJ1500 October 5, 2009

pittsburgh weedwacker

During sexual intercourse just prior to ejaculation, the male partner pulls out his appendage and proceeds to whip it around in a weedwacker type motion spraying the ejaculatory fluid around the room.

JIm: how was your night last night chris?

Chris: Damn, I was Candice last night and hit her with the Pittsburgh weedwacker again. She has quite the mess to clean up.

by Slick silly October 14, 2020

weedjacker

Somebody who smokes weed while driving in their car

Look at that weedjacker going 45 in the right lane.

by Johnnycakenstein April 21, 2023

weedwacker

On the contrary, a weedwacker is a person who doesn't approve of the usage of marijuana.

Nancy Reagan is such a weedwacker.

by Henry Kissenger June 18, 2008

Weedwhacking

Another term for male masturbation.

I walked in on you weedwhacking last night!

by TAFYT September 23, 2017

Weed Whacker

A person that masturbates while high

I don't like smoking with Henri. I got him stoned and he began to furiously masturbate. What a weed whacker.

by PsychedelicTaco October 3, 2015