Weaver

Weaver is a person whom weaves or sows stuff and therefore if he is a person he will follow u like thread and needle in other words a stalker
Guy 1 stalks guy 2 home guy 2 than spreads word that guy 1 is a weaver good at sowing but stalks people
by Unc13ar pr0f11e July 11, 2019
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weavered

When your drunk ass co-worker calls in to work cause he got hammered the night before.
Damn Ross totally weavered us today and were going to be short. At least he inst here to make any mistakes like he usually does though
by twofive5 April 10, 2016
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Weavered

Derived from a lucrative greek god, Tyłus Weavüs Måximus who had great influence over masses of the population yet legends have it, he didn’t even know his own power.
When somebody reaches either a god like state, or a contrasting state of embarrassment or utter disappointment, can be used in a wide variety of situations.
This K’s got me absolutely weavered.
He sent me a photo of tyler, I’ve been weavered.
He basically goes with his sister, thats weavered.
by Fettywapemimemhybrid December 09, 2020
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The Weaver

When you ejaculate in your hand in the midst of a sexual act and slap the person across the face with the semen filled palm.
Last night my girlfriend was the unsuspecting recipient of The Weaver.
by David Duchovny March 03, 2009
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Weaver

(1.) A brat. Someone who essentially poops on the party.
(2.) Someone untrustworthy. Someone who steals frequently.
(1.) We were all having a good time but Tyler was just sitting there being a weaver for absolutely no reason!

(2.) Someone stole $160 dollars from me. I'm gonna find out who that weaver was and get my money back!
by fly_ass_mamacita October 18, 2009
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Weaver

1. A common last name for American Families
2. A person who weaves yarn/string/e.t.c into items such as blankets and rugs
1. "Hey bro what was that hot chick's name?"

" Amanda Weaver"

2. "Look at that gorgeous rug, we should buy it!"

"Yeah, and it's actually woven by a weaver!"
by freakofftheleash November 27, 2010
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Weaver

The cool ass white girl everyone wants to be friends with. Is known to be overly competitive at drinking games but will do what it takes to carry your team to the finish line in beer pong. May need reminding of shit she did, but knows it was a good time.

2. Is overly clumsy to the point of needing ankle braces for any event leaning towards athleticism. Fucks shit up on the regular.
"Yo, I totalled Weavered it at the party last night! I sat in this girls chair and the next thing I knew it was broken and I was on the ground...."
by Weaverlicious December 10, 2016
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