fanny weasle 

A guy who for reasons unknown to mankind manages to worm his way inside the vaginas of fit girls, despite a complete lack of any attractive qualities.

"u hear that Jonny Vegas got with Rhiana?"
"duuude, what a fanny weasle"

fanny weasle by bastante March 10, 2013

Western Weasle 

A Western Weasle is a Weasle (Louisa) from England, America and parts of Europe. Weasles from these areas are very special because they are so rare. The first Weasle was discovered in the year 1994 September by an infamous Emma Lynch. Louisa is a British name but more found in America.

Eureka!!! I found a Weasle! (Quote from Emma Lynch discovering a Western Weasle).

Western Weasle by Weasle Company March 22, 2008

Crap Weasle 

1. Fetal obsessed rodent of the weasle family.
2. Mild yet strangley amusing insult.

1. That dang'd dar crap weasles goin' after t' chicken dung again, maw!

2. You're such a crap weasle, Phil.

Crap Weasle by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

Squaggely Weasle 

The act of sleeping with one’s ex-boyfriend or -girlfriend.

I saw my ex-boyfriend last night.
Girl, you better not have jumped up on that squaggely weasle.

Squaggely Weasle by Squaggely Weasle April 20, 2018

ground weasle 

A person who always weasles their out of coming up top to the work front to be "ground guy" Got into the trade through nepotism and has zero skill. Unapologetically shitty at their job and makes you think " how the fuck are they still employed".

Hey Ground Weasle! Got a copy!

Yeah its totally fucked... looks like the gound weasle was here.

ground weasle by Andy Snifterbum October 5, 2023

._s3xy.br1tish.weasle._ 

._s3xy.br1tish.weasle._ Is a tiktok creator with over 5000+ followers
And their so sexy bbg😋😋
Their content is also sexy uwu

._s3xy.br1tish.weasle._ Is the sexiest weasel that is british in the whole platform of timtok

._s3xy.br1tish.weasle._ by ._s3xy.br1tish.weasle._ September 12, 2021

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015