douche-licking-helmet-wearer

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)

I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

by skifreek July 10, 2011

Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer

People, often caucasian teenagers and young adults, who wear clothing with a picture of Che Guevara on the front, without any prior knoweledge of the history and legacy of his actions. Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers often mistake Che Guevara for a hybrid of Zack de la Rocha, and Hermann Krukenberg, and often aren't aware that his first name is actually 'Ernesto'.

According to many Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers Guevara was an doctor who had both his hands cut off. He then went to on perform lead vocals in Rage Against the Machine, before they changed their name to Audioslave.

Source: The Clap, 'Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer'

You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of who he is,
You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of what he did,
Your not interested in politics and you have no Cuban friends,
You Saw him on a jumper when you was just in Year 10,
You didn't know that he wasn't a singer in a political rock band...

by elursocaT August 03, 2008

Tomato-Wearer

A person who wears a tomato on their nose and pretends its a clown nose to pretend to be a clown.

"Oh I wouldn't bother with them, they're a tomato-wearer, they just want attention."

by this specific dumbass July 25, 2021

Leather boots wearer

A lesbian

Hey bruv, are you a leather boots wearer?
You see that girl over there? She wears leather boots

by Maizeiscool September 28, 2021

dick wearer

A cishet man who's annoying or problematic, and sexist.

Chad: "women overreact with their periods."
Elle: "nobody asked for a dick wearer's opinion."

by MajestyOfFandom July 29, 2020

breast wearer

Term for female breast or female appearing breast of an individual identifying as Nonbinary and/or GenderQueer.

That shirt doesn't look bad on me, even though I am a breast wearer.

by Kink & Poly February 23, 2022

under-wearer

Opposite of a Rat-Licker . Person who 'deathly' afraid of getting Coronavirus ( or ant other virus for that matter ). Will go to ANY extent to wear a mask 'anywhere' including their own back yard. Will pick up a pair of discarded underwear from the ditch and frantically hold it over their mouth and nose if they walk to their mailbox without a mask and noticed a car driving up their road.

Uggg. Typical under-wearer !

by Wryhost September 11, 2020