Big Shraq Wazowski

When you combine Shrek, Big Shaq, and Mike Wazowski.

"Hey dude, did you see that meme? Y'know, Big Shraq Wazowski?"

by это среда, мои парни May 18, 2018

high mike wazowski

when your buddy hits a dukie blunt and gets high as a kite

bro tom was high mike wazowski last night.

by poosock September 10, 2019

Mike wazowski

hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot step on my throat daddy mike wazowski. ugh get it deep into me daddy

ugh step on my throat daddy mike wazowski

by 30 rats in a trench coat June 9, 2021

Mikey Wazowski

A ass munch to say the least, Usually refered to "Green cyclope thinger," From Monsters Inc. Like to masterbate in a papaya. Whom's crew may consist of:
A spunky Asian.
A Mean douche (who spends majority of his life span on the toilet)
A Cat.
A green-loving, whore, with the ambition to be a lion tamer.

"Never judge a whale by its blubber,"


"Wow, that was like...Totally Mikey Wazowski, right there, man"

by PomPomHottiePoof March 21, 2009

Sneaky Wazowski

When in a smoke circle with predetermined rules on the number of hits each person gets per rotation (ex. puff-pass, puff puff-pass, etc)and sneaking in more hits then are allotted without anyone noticing

Dude 1: Yo dude, here's the blunt
*dude 2 is distracted and does not respond*
Dude 1: hmm...*takes another hit on the low*
Dude 3: I saw that, you Sneaky Wazowski

by Ben Smith the Prophet September 9, 2015

Craig Wazowski

Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life

OH GOD ITS CRAIG WAZOWSKI THE SEXY RAPIST

by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019

mike wazowski vibe

In Disney's Monster Inc. one of the main characters, Mike Wazowski, gets to be on the cover of a magazine and a commercial and both time his face is covered up by a barcode and a logo. Both times his friends and family are worried he might take it hard but he's just excited to be there. Not even phased.

Mike Wazowski Vibe = Just happy to be here, happy to be a part of it.

She/he/they went on a trip and things didnt pan out the way they thought. Regardless they we just stoked to be there. They had big Mike Wazowski Vibes.

by Wooshi January 19, 2022