Cracked out the wazoo

To be excessively cracked out. To be in an extreme state of being cracked out. Usually results from premature birth and/or drinking heavily the night before.

Cristina: "I wanna make babies."
Justin: "Yo, you are seriously cracked out the wazoo."

by J. Smith April 7, 2006

Wazoo

Pacific Northwest slang for Washington State University. Origin can be linked to the school's reputation of being a party college.

I unfortunately attended Wazoo for my undergrad.

by Sloppy Peas May 1, 2005

wazoo

A self-important person of very little consequence: see esp. the Frank Zappa album "The Grand Wazoo" and the song titled "Cosmik Debris" (I think that spelling is correct).

"... with the oil of Aphrodite
and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
he said,
"you may not believe this, little fella,
but it'll cure your asthma, too!"
-Frank Zappa, from "Cosmik Debris"

by Peter GB October 9, 2007

wazoo

There is a respectable split among vernacularists whether "wazoo" applies to one's rump or one's porker. Ample weight for both definitions. See the delightful example below for both possible interpretations -- tuchus and ding-dong.

"How's your Father?
How's your Mother?
How's your charming sister Sue?
And, speaking of your family, how's your old Wazoo?"

by Madriaga October 9, 2003

Screaming out the wazoo

to expel profuse amounts of gas over a short period of time.

Those chili dogs aren't treating me well. I have been screaming out the wazoo all night.

by Fillyp June 4, 2010

wazzok

1) Twit, nitwit, also 'Twazzok'

2) V. tr - to wazzok, to do very little

3) Adj.

1) You wazzok!

2) 'I am wazzoking off over there'; wazzoking around

3) 'What the wazzoking aardvark?!'

by tunclr4 September 20, 2005

Sucked the big wazoo

A verb phrase used only in moments of great passion, when something happened in the past that is so inexplicably awful, mere words do not suffice to explain how bad it was.

The Chicago Cubs sucked the big wazoo for over a hundred years.

by groberto78 April 28, 2017