Wank Worthy

When you find a girl that TANTALISING you could wank over her, that means she's wank worthy.

Joe: "Yooo bro look at this chick, man she's wank worthy, might have to knock one out to her later!"
Myles: "Shes dank bro send me her snap!"

by JoeMango April 30, 2019

Text Worthy

1. When something happens and you feel the need to absolutely text someone about it.

2. When you remember an old joke or something from the past and you text a friend to reminisce about it.

Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was so ridiculous.

by Tizz Mizzle June 27, 2007

MTV Worthy

An artist that is capable of being on MTV because of it's mainstream popularity aka pop music. This artist is usually considered a "sell-out".

*"MTV Worthy" usually applies to the new Millennium of Artist.

Dude! I heard this new crap from Fall Out Boy! They're incredibly MTV Worthy! MTV turns everything on it into crap.

by NickJ0seph February 1, 2009

tingle-worthy

1. a trigger that, potentially, can produce that initial feelings which leads to the ASMR experience within an individual. 2. something that has the capacity to cause tingles to occur within an individual.

I love watching Bob Ross videos on PBS. His instructional videos are tingle-worthy.

by Smilin Observer December 16, 2014

Cream-Pie Worthy

When a girl is so sexy in so many different ways, it makes you powerless to resist creampieing her.

Doug: "Hey man do you know that girl in my physics class?"
Travis: " The one with the huge tits, six pack, big ass, and sexy face?"
Doug: "Hell yea man she is defiantly Cream-Pie Worthy!"

by PongMasterBaiter September 20, 2016

A 10 warthog

Brrrrr

A 10 warthog go brrrrr

by Notsocashmoney October 28, 2021

sponge-worthy

A phrase coined by Elaine on the TV show "Seinfeld." Refers to Elaine's favorite kind of birth control that was ultimately taken off the market. Elaine bought all the remaining stock she could get her hands on and then hoarded her stash of sponges. She defined her dates as being "sponge-worthy" or not i.e. if they had sex. If he was worth using one of her hoarded sponges!

Jerry- I heard you went out with Bob last night. Was he sponge-worthy?
Elaine- VERY sponge-worthy!

Or alternate response from Elaine-I don't waste my sponges on just anybody. He has to be sponge worthy, Jerry!

by Marion A. Wilhelm June 25, 2006