Alaskan warhead

A frostbitten penis.

The mexican went to Russia and got a Alaskan warhead.

by rainbow shithead May 6, 2019

empty warhead

Another name for George Bush.

And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world.

by bigtones March 26, 2005

pool warhead

A person so fat that cannonball jumping into a pool breaks and evaporates the chlorine there and a sheer amount of it gets released as a byproduct and does actual damage to the ozone layer.

...and there Bobby was, his image frozen in the peripheral vision of his fellow unsuspecting high schoolers, a boy in fetal position midair releasing so much energy that civilizations of old would've contemplated the event as the birth of a new sun. As it hit the water, that heavily incarnated pool warhead created a huge pressure of air that could be felt miles away, shaking windows and collapsing trees. First graders that were inside the pool evaporated. Lenin woke up and knew communism was needed once more.

by targium December 26, 2017

Megasonic teenage warhead

Megasonic teenage warhead

You're not a boy,

You're not a girl,

You're a megasonic teenage warhead.

Well.... Some people's genders are boy or girl or megasonic teenage warhead.

Boy:Hello, sir
MTW:no I'm not a boy.

Boy:okay, you're a madam, right?

MSW:NO!

bOY:WHAT IS HE???

MTW 2: he is a megasonic teenage warhead.

Boy: WHAT THE FUCK?

by SuperManAss27 July 26, 2023

wobbly warhead

a slang way to refer to a mans penis.

dude, check your shorts. i definitly just saw your wobbly warhead.

by Kev Nice April 27, 2006

Atomic Warhead

When you are doing a girl up the butt and she farts so that her butthole moves around or vibrates when your penis is still in it so that it stimulates it and forces you to ejaculate all over the place.

My girlfriend gave me an ATOMIC WARHEAD when we were fucking the other day.

by Cracker Jack January 17, 2005

duke-u-lar warhead

a gigantic crap
and when using it admiting that your crap is leaving the economical damage that only a warhead could leave and or stinking up someones house

ive got to go disarm a duke-u-lar warhead
and its gunna hurt

by t-radical squared May 14, 2005