waffelz

Something thats entirely better than waffles. WAAY better. especially the way its spelled =o.

"who wants waffles?"
"I dont want waffles, I want waffelz!"
"....wut?"
"i want WAFFELZ, NAWT WAFFLES."
".......ok then..."

by pain_of_hero October 21, 2008

warfest

In a battle of the sexes, he takes the middle ground. Which consists of all female insults. The main definition of a warfest is:

A warfest is a person who is wrong.

Warfest says:
By the way I am AT NONEONES SIDE! I DONT LIKE MEN OR WOMEN, just wanted you to prove that I AM WRONG and still noneone have did it.

Therefore he is wrong.

by Sarahxd May 18, 2008

roman warhelmet

this is a sexual position where the man droops his balls in the eye sockets and your penis lays over her nose just like a roman warhelmet.

when me and my lady were havin sex i decided to try the roman warhelmet. she loved it

by chocko tacko May 7, 2011

Waffelmingle

An interesting variety of mollusk whose territory is limited to the Eastern Pacific Ocean and whose diet consists mainly of other shellfish. Known by famed biologist John Venn of Cornell University as the "vulture of the sea".

"Man, you're like a waffelmingle the way you eat those goddamn cheetos."

by Njord Fingerturner April 23, 2003

warfle

The sensation that is felt by the majority of men when they urinate, and what can be described as a 'shudder'. This phenomenom is called a 'warfle'

Shit my warfle made me misfire and hit the lid!

by MKL May 12, 2004

Warfer

A Warfer is a man who thinks warframe is real. A Warfer is sexually in love with all the girl warframe characters. A Warfer spends about 18 hours a day playing warframe. A Warfer sleeps with a Nova Prime Sex doll every night.

He is a Warfer

by LeoCoolKid June 3, 2017

Strope Wafel

Noun: Strope Wafel.

Definition: A pseudo-German phrase for having MAD STD's on your penis and/or vagina. We're talking Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamydia, and a general assortment of random-ass STD's all combined on your cock or cunt! If the above description matches your condition, your name is most likely Strope Wafel.

Side note: Strope Wafels tend to be EXTREMELY racist and bigoted to most anyone. This is caused by their penis size, or lack thereof.

Joe: Hey Steve, I just ran into a bloke named Strope Wafel today!

Steve: Damn Joe, what was that like? :O

Joe: All he did was preach racism while reeking of rotten tuna due to his apparent genital disease!

Steve: Holy shit, what a MAJOR CUNT!! XD

by LooglyLoo November 21, 2011