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wanna be fan 

Someone who is ignorant and tries to act like they know everything about a fandom, show, or anything popular when in reality they know nothing.

They can be annoying, so be sure to ignore everything they say about the thing you love.
Ex. I LOVE PONIES, DERPY IS THE ONLY SIDE CHARACTER I KNUW OF SO IMMA TALK AOBUT IT ALL THE TIME!!!,11!!!1

See? This is what wanna be fans usually say. The fake fans of the world.
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wanna be gangsta 

Someone tryin to be a gangster, but he does is walk around a lonely village with an oversize basketball shirt that looks like a nightie, a magic baseball cap and a basketball in his arms.
wanna be gangsta by Johl December 11, 2004

Wanna be a Fuckboy but can't 

A guy who dying to lick the clit but can't cause he don't got the pull and is that doot.
Matt wanna be a Fuckboy but can't

Wanna be nerd 

Someone who thinks (s)he's a nerd and most of all wants to be it, but doesn't have what it takes. Someone who might look like the part but isn't smart enough.
Wanna be nerd explains how the computer works from a handbook rather than from memory.
Wanna be nerd by Paula3 October 21, 2008

Wanna-Be Punk

Somebody who decides to rebel against their parents by listening to old punk bands (The Clash, Sex Pistols, etc.) and getting their parents to buy them £100 tartan trousers and leather jackets. I'm not saying Punk is bad, I'm just saying that when you spend £100 on a pair of trousers it's not exactly working class, is it? Excessive use of safety pins is another thing. I mean, the original punks of London used safety pins to hold their clothes together because they couldn't afford new clothes. Now all you get is people spending god knows how much on clothes with safety pins in them just so they can say they're punk and think they actually matter. True punk died in the 80s, now you're all just being silly.
Hey, look at that guy, that 'the clash' t-shirt cost him 30 quid. and my god, he's smoking! Fucking wanna-be Punk.
Wanna-Be Punk by Lombardo February 3, 2008

Wanna be roadman 

These are usually year 7s-8s who act hard and wear puffer jackets but when they get in a fight they are likely to lose to a 10 year old
"What are you looking at pussio"
"A wanna be roadman who thinks their hard"

Wanna Be's 

White people who act like black people. IE: Rap, wear bling, buy and wear hoodies, and say the N word repedatly around black people.
White guy: Yo dogz, I just been sittin up in tha hood pimpin' up my bitches, foo!

Black guy 1: We gonna cap yo ass, sucka'.
Black guy 2: Racist cracka'.
Black guy 1: Damn Wanna Be's.
Wanna Be's by Vick Kipneis December 10, 2008