Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

by Kooh July 7, 2011

Wakey water

Coffee

I love a fresh pot of wakey water in the morning

by Uptheirons33 October 12, 2020

Wakey Partakey

Much like Wakey Bakey, WAKEY PARTAKEY is when a person wakes up and eats a weed edible.

I started this morning with a WAKEY PARTAKEY

by RoastnToast April 27, 2021

jakey wakey

The act of masturbation.

Oh my! It's Jakey Wakey in his mother's bedroom!!

by aunt jemama December 9, 2010

Donny Wakey Eyes

when a persons eyes are not following each other but in fact facing in different directions as pointed to the town of Wakefield and Doncaster

you seen that guy?
yeah, propper Donny Wakey Eyes

by Pheonixnight May 3, 2018

wakey ho hos

you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.

(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have the wakey ho hos!

by gramu March 31, 2009