wake n bake

waking up at 4:20 am to start baking bread and pastries

Del Sol Bakery wakes n bakes every morning.

The baker wake n bake the baguettes before sunrise.

by smellymeli March 11, 2018

wake and bake

wake up, roll over, grab your ready paxked bowl, and toke the shit up.

chelsea: hows your morning?
emily: great, every morning is great when you "wake and bake."

by emmalicious! December 29, 2008

Wake-n-Bake Oven

The smoking of marijuana upon one's awakening, as in a Wake-n-Bake, but done beneath one's blankets, creating a tight, effective hotbox.

Open up the Wake-n-Bake Oven, and you got BAKED GOODS, bitch!

by Daniel Herbert January 6, 2009

wake and bake

Having a bong standing beside your bed, so you can
smoke a few hits, before entering the new day
in a totally smashed state.

C´s wake and bake didn´t work out today.
He fell over as he tried to get out of bed.

by Weltregierung May 3, 2007

wake and bake

The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."

by RGB May 11, 2006

Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd

The act of consuming a large helping of eggs, any style, when under the influence of marijuana, right before bed. After waking up, get high again, and make more eggs, but in a different style. In order to do a "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" properly, you need quite a lot of eggs and recipes because you are most likely going to want to experiment beyond sprinkling cheese and diced ham over an omelet.

Man, I "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" last night, and this morning. Eggs have never been better.

by TheOnlySanchez March 18, 2011

wake and bake

Why Santonio Holmes now plays for the New York Jets.

Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.

by PDPMT April 14, 2010