Wake County

"the 2nd most populated county in North Carolina, behind Mecklenburg county, which contains Charlotte. Wake county is home to Raleigh, Cary and Garner to name a few cities. Great place to live, great place to get into trouble. Basically the most freedom to do what you want in any part of the country. It's similar to a real life Grand Theft Auto. You could become rich or you could be crack and push around shopping carts. Either way, alot of fun. Shopping carts don't have brakes! Rick Ross is an ass pirate. It should be 'alot of drug dealin round me-goin down in WAKE COUNTY.' "

Welcome To Wake County. We got whatever you need, and yo ass will be back.

by pissmonger June 21, 2007

Nigga Wake Up Call (NWUC)

Acronym for "Nigga Wake Up Call"

Describes an incident where a person of color forgets that they are of color and are reminded rather brutally by an unexpected act of racism.

"The Mexicans got their Nigga Wake Up Call (NWUC). They were running around here thinking they were white folks."- Paul Mooney

by WeedsFan November 23, 2016

wake and bate

When you wake up and cop a nut first thing.

Joe: I like to start my day with a wake and bate then I make coffee.

by brownmatthew November 9, 2009

two days and a wake up

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.

e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

by Flash Freak 342 March 6, 2016

Wake Surfing

Using a surfboard or similar board to surf the wake behind a boat.

Johnny had an excellent time wake surfing behind the boat.

by Captain Toady June 28, 2007

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

Wake-and-Bake

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.

"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"

by Faulkling September 8, 2008