Waffle Stomp

When you need a shit and your in the shower so you take one and stomp it down the drain until it looks like a waffle.

“Last night I took a shit in the shower whilst my sister was in the next room so we both waffle stomped it!”

by YaBoyLuis November 29, 2018

Waffle Stomp

Like a lil laur but you stop on it after.

Whoever took a shower last waffle stomped in here, it smells terrible!

by Omnath December 18, 2019

topdeck waffle stomp

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

Waffle Stomp

To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY

Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?

Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.

Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?

No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.

by Ingrown Naked Mallrat Jr. March 22, 2009

Reverse waffle stomp

Walking into a public restroom, shitting in your hands and shoving the shit in the hand dryer

I went to dry my hands in the restroom but got shit all over me instead cause some asshole decided the reverse waffle stomp the hand dryer

by Dirty kid bill August 21, 2022

Loughborough waffle stomp

The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.

I just Loughborough waffle stomped a Loughy third year in Nottingham.

by Willybong July 5, 2022

Preemptive Waffle-Stomp

An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.

'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."

by CinnamonFrosting October 27, 2018