Global Waming

When Forrest Trump can’t even type global warming correctly.

“...What the hell is going on with Global waming...” @realDonaldTrump twitter on 9:28 pm, 1/28/19.

by Superdat2830 January 29, 2019

waking the neighbors

a crude way of saying having sex; referring to the volume of the moans and groans coming

When she started going down on me, I knew we would soon be waking the neighbors.

by Samuel is not my name... June 10, 2009

waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...

He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.

by Bejay Hyker March 29, 2004

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.

"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"

by Al Harrington February 21, 2008

waldinger

someone who is ripped yet never goes to a gym

Matt is such a waldinger. How come he never goes to the gym with us? It's just not fair!

by Shevan Johnson July 24, 2011

waxing it

Can be used to refer to masturbating or to a person being stupid. (aka douching it)

Johnny was playing gta and waxing it hard.

by SHANAN3G3NMAK3Rs February 19, 2015

Waxing

Overcharging for something. Used interchangeably with “taxing”

“$50 for a haircut? Damn they’re waxing”
“You paid $70 for this? Aww, they waxed your ass.”

by proverbialpete February 23, 2021