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Vongai

The literal translation of the name Vongai, which is pronounced won•guy, is praise. But Vongais are generally really complex. They see the true nature of our world and their mentality of life depicts it. They’re secretly lots of fun and a great person when you get to know them, but you may have to do some digging to find out their true identity. Under the surface, they’re loving and caring and would do anything to protect the people that mean the most to them. They may not be all that physically beautiful but they have the best hearts. If you find a Vongai, hang on to her, because she’s a keeper.
Wow, that girl is so smart. She reminds me of a Vongai.
by ibringme February 20, 2018
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Vunge

1. A brain with an excessive amount of veins. A vunge is often seen pulsating and pumping, like the beat of a heart.

2. Opposite of "laly". The term laly is used to refer to those who are "such". A "such" person is one who defies oneself. Therefore, as an adjective, a vunge is something which is true to oneself.
1.

Billy: Look at that vunge!!!!
John: Look at that subtle off-pink colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has blood!

Billy: Hmm... I don't know... It's a little too wave for my taste. But the one I saw yesterday... I think it really came into it's own, commercially and artistically. They veins gave it a clear, crisp aesthetic appeal and a new sheen of consummate professionalism... it really gives the pulse a big boost. It has been compared to a laly, but i think vunges have a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

2.
The Catcher in the Rye is a book which explores the theme of coming-of-age. In the novel, Holden, the main character, demonstrates a profound sense of being true to himself and therefore acts very vunge.
by Vungenated August 30, 2009
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vongvorakdeth

An amazing person, extremely relatable and kind. They'll always make you remember how much they care about you.
"Oh, you know vongvorakdeth?"
"Yeah, that's my bestfriend!"
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Yuuzhan Vong

An impudent alien race that's outlook on life is incredibly flawed and ridiculous. The glorious Galactic Empire under the rule of Emperor Palpatine would have completely eradicated the Yuuzhan Vong had it still been in power.
The Eclipse, the Emperor's flagship, could have wiped out the entire Yuuzhan Vong invasion force alone.
by Exor January 12, 2004
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Yuuzhan Vong

A kinky alien race in the Star Wars expanded universe who are into S/M and bondage. They have a type of weapon called an amphistaff which goes from a limp whip-like shape to a hardened staff shape, and hence are similar to human males. They are also into emo cutting.

They use biotech exclusively, and no regular tech. This means for example, that their doorways are actually the anus and sphincter of some giant animal, and the ship has to open its sphincter to let them off. They enjoy the erotic contractions provided by living armour and clothes. Instead of lubricant they use something called Blorash Jelly.

They worship Jaina Solo, presumably because of her hot ass.

They are able to improve themselves by cutting off parts of their body and replacing them with alien limbs. For example, a Yuuzhan Vong with a tiny dick would castrate himself and implant an elephant trunk or a live snake down there. If it didn't take hold and dropped off, he would be a shamed one. Surprisingly, he would not be shamed by walking round with an elephant trunk hanging out his pants.

The novel Dark Journey features a very erotic sequence involving Yuuzhan Vong Warmaster Tsavong Lah and a female assistant, who he was meant to kill because she interrupted him while he was naked and saw his massive tattooed cock, but he didn't because he had a huge erection for her. Since the Yuuzhan Vong glorify pain and death, sex among them is doubtless extremely interesting to observe.

Major Yuuzhan Vong ships are controlled by tentacle rape monsters called Yammosks which coordinate the entire fleet through tentacles stuck up the anuses of the other living ships.

Tsup, the Yuuzhan Vong word for a sex slave, is introduced in Edge of Victory: Rebirth as an insult used by a shaper master.

Vong web chat would look something like this (except they'd be doing it over villips or something):
Tsulah_Kang1: 0mg u r an infidel n00b i spit on ur shoes u meat-maggot eating on the remains of a shamed one
Vorhuul_Rah: STFU or GTFO u r not worthy u plead for mercy, yun yuuzhan frownz upon j00 rolfmao!1111
Tsulah_Kang1: ur mom was an infidel robotscrewer and u r not worthy 2b in my presence u GTFO
Vorhuul_Rah: Silence or i cum over der and stick my amphistaff in ur jeedai-fucking ass
Uses in everyday conversation:

1. Shut your fucking face, you Yuuzhan-Vong-fucker! You fucked a Yuuzhan Vong in the ass.

2. Why are you jamming that cucumber up your cunt? Are you a Yuuzhan Vong or something?

3. How dare you infidels besmirch the honour of Domain Novartis! Prepare to die!
by anuspounder October 23, 2008
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Vongai

Vongai is a Shona name from Zimbabwe. The literal translation of the name Vongai, which is pronounced Vo-nguy-yee or Vo’n-guy, is praise.
It basically means to be thankful, always. It's usually a name given to girls and they are normally graceful, humble and super elegant beautiful women. Vongai’s are strong women of faith and have a strong sense of justice.

Vongai’s are typically kind, generous and extremely empathetic. They are loving and caring and would do anything to protect the people that mean the most to them. If you find a Vongai, hang on to her, because she’s a keeper.
by Vahera November 23, 2021
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vungle

A huge bush on a lady friend, as in a vagina jungle.
Wow that chick I fucked last night has a huge vungle
by Cantaloupe king April 17, 2022
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