Pocket Voicemailing

(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.

Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.

by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010

Third-Ring-Voicemail

A sign of rejection that is experienced when one person calls another's cell phone and they can hear the phone ring two to three times before the callee's voice mail begins. It is indicative of the callee not wanting to speak to the caller. Had the callee's phone been off, the voice mail would have picked up immediately. More rings would indicate the callee missed the call.

Billy knew that the girl he met the other night wanted nothing to do with him because when he called her for the first time he was third-ring-voicemailed.

by Bintang760 March 24, 2011

VOICEMAIL BOMB

An application and/or transmission left on a voicemail that causes problems with that smartphone. A targeted application via voicemail.

An unknown caller leaves a voice message and you retrieve it from your smartphone. There is no real message to understand, you think it was probably a wrong number. You instinctively delete it. However, did the message just install a VoiceMail Bomb? This could be a program, virus, or something else on the device.

by RICARDO SIMPSON II January 19, 2008

Voicefail

When you get a voicemail and the person leaving the message sounds like a cross between Milton from Office Space and a constipated cat. For a more simple definition, when the person who leaves you a voicemail sounds like a retard.

Dude, what's up with your mom? I rammed my cock down her throat then after I left she sent me a voicefail. You should take her to the hospital and get her larynx checked out or something.

by Dro0 January 27, 2009

Engaged to be voicemailed

The act of being in conversation as if being married to one's phone when given a ring

Although she have him a ring, he was engaged to be voicemailed.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

voicemail radio

A really talented group of people who create and lavish each other with peace and love.

voicemail radio, please say the radio if you don’t your bitch will.

by IWTBR October 28, 2019

voicemail flashback

when the intel agencies save your voicemails to organize people to think in a socialist way.

The voicemail flashback made people try to hurt one another and stunt on others.

by Coop Dupe July 14, 2020