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Visa Smile

The art of placing a credit card between someone's lips and creases of the mouth followed by throwing a right or left hook placing it firmly against the person's lower cheek. Doing so forces the card to cut through the fold of the mouth and once healed creates a scar similar to the joker in the dark knight.
That guy fucked my girlfriend so I had no choice to give him credit , I put put my credit card in his mouth and gave him a visa smile
by Krocodilespundee406 December 23, 2017
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visa digger

A person who comes from troubled countries and plans to marry someone solely based on their nationalities and the privileges that come with it
Sara is a visa digger. She only wants to marry a guy from the US to attain an American passport and live in the US.
by Malcon Drake September 14, 2019
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Schengen Visa

Visa for All 15 european union countries for tourists and buisness
schengen visa countires includes Germany, Italy, Poland, France, Holland etc.
by Dr SS December 6, 2009
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let me run a visa

When you are purchasing drugs on credit and not paying with cash
Hey fam let me run a visa for that eighth
by Tommy Spoonz Chicago May 22, 2018
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visa swipe

To swipe your fingers up a vagina to smell for freshness before muff diving.
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone...if it smells like fish, make it a dish.
by Kyle Jarrett Griffin August 27, 2005
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UK Visa Versa

A rap (white person rap)song by MC Lars describing the relationship between the UK and the US. Suprisingly catchy and good lyrics. Download it.
"Hey England... let's kick it.

Cops without guns and the NME.
Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC?
Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings?
Pounds and pence and Princes and Queens?
Flipside experience, well not really.
More familiar than Russia or Chile.
Up for cricket or squash, or the London zoo?
Look, you hate George Bush and we do too.
Fab music scene, though, UK bands are ace,
And you guys are the most polite of the human race.
Fish and chips, crumpets, bangers and mash,
Shakespeare, Donne, Sid Vicious and the Clash.
You love our movies, we kind of like yours.
We love the way you talk, "please help help us in these wars."
You stopped staying "fab," we stopped saying "groovy,"
Our Scotland is Canada; you saw the South Park movie."
by Visit MCLars.com biatches March 6, 2005
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h1b visa

A legal device created by the State Department to replace American software people with temporary workers from other countries (usually Indians). American software companies love workers with H1B visas because they will come here to work for dirt wages in sweat-shop conditions.
A manufacturer of barcode readers up in Everett, WA shit-canned 150 American programmers, replacing them with 150 Indians here on H1B visas -- the scum
by Bloodystocking December 29, 2007
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